My dog is a stage 5 clinger
no make up feels so good.. baking some gluten-free-sugar-free dairy-free brownies for my love xo
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Oprah Winfrey (via feellng)
why cant more people realize this?
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
If you’re my girlfriend you get to kill the spider. I don’t fucking care if it’s 2 in the am. If I come get you cause there is a spider you fucking slay that thing like its a dragon.
I love how I never even had to tell my girl this. She just put on that spider slaying badge like the sheriff of my personal safety
after my girls hockey game today the head coach told them to stay and watch the university game since “they would never make the national team” - i immediately and without hesitation (or maybe thought lol) told him in front of the girls that was a terrible thing to say, then i turned to the girls and told them.. “don’t let ANYONE, EVER tell you what you can and cannot do”
old white men are bitches